- In-n-out cashier: How is your day going?
- Me: Busy!
- Him: Really?
- Me: Yes! This is the last thing I have to to do.
- Him: Get a burger?
- Me: Yes. (stares blankly at him)
- Him: (laughs)
There is a hot guy at my gym who plays basketball has tattoos, a beard, and a sumo bun. I am in love.